I went to the Doctor,
	Said, "What is up with me?"
	He said, "Son, it's some bad news,"
	"And please don't touch me..."

	It's LEPROSY. <leprosy>
	Bits are gonna fall off of me.
	I can see
	My future and I'm horrified.
	God, why me?
	It's LEPROSY.
	I am gonna die...

	Now I'm on some island,
	South of Hawaii.
	Everywhere I look
	Are poor folks just like me...

	With LEPROSY <leprosy>
	I am done - stick a big fork in me.
	Can't you see? <can't you see>
	The future has me plain terrified.
	God, why me?
	It's LEPROSY.
	Kiss my butt goodbye!